Monday, September 8, 2008
What happens at DragonCon....

Okay, a lot of you asked about the picture I posted up about a week ago:

True, the vast majority of the questions were variations on the theme of "what the hell?" But I still figure it could do with a little explanation.

While cruising around DragonCon, I tried to find a good present for Sarah, my girlfriend. I picked up the catgirl hat for her because I figured she would get a kick out of it.

About half an hour later I wander by a bookseller, and who do I see sitting at the autographing table but John Scalzi and Tobias Bucknell. Both authors, bloggers, and acquaintances of mine, it's safe to say that the sheer awesome manliness radiating out from the two of them combined was overwhelming.

Perhaps I exaggerate slightly. I can't honestly say it was overwhelming. Truth be told, it was just whelming. I was whelmed.

Anyway, I started to wander over to chat with them, then realized a golden opportunity lay in front of me....

Needless to say, they were horrified and amused. Scalzi actually borrowed my camera and took this picture of me, while Toby snapped his own.

That picture Toby posted up on his own website, offering a prize to the person who posted the funniest caption. There were over 80 of them there last time I looked, and I have to say, it's been a long time since I laughed that hard.

You should go check it out.

Later all,


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Blogger Captain Joe said...

85. Sean Lindsay on Sep 3rd, 2008 at 9:45 pm

Though he was useless in battle, Beowulf insisted on taking Ferrik, the only gay Viking, on every long sea-voyage.


I laughed. Out loud. Then felt guilty. Then laughed again, and tried to think of a caption. And failed.

What can I say, Pat, save well played. You win at internet.

September 8, 2008 4:54 AM  
Blogger marky said...

My new word for the year. Whelmed. I'm whelmed. You seem whelmed. We were all whelmed. Whelmed was I. If I appear whelmed, please don't disturb me! Oh, whelmed is me. To whelm or not to whelm, that is the question. Whelmed-mageddon.... Ok. Too far.
In other news. Podium. Again!

September 8, 2008 4:59 AM  
Anonymous Kip, poke-master extraordinare of awesomeness said...

*catches this one in a pokeball too*

Now I have 2 of them....I wonder if I can get them to mate?

September 8, 2008 6:06 AM  
Blogger Pete said...

now we know what tribbles will originate from...

September 8, 2008 6:22 AM  
Blogger Steve said...

I like the caption "INVIZIBL STEERING WHEEL"

September 8, 2008 9:12 AM  
Blogger Mary J. said...

It was fun even without the explanation! <3

Off to read captions!

September 8, 2008 1:06 PM  
Blogger KYDS3K said...

my contribution:

DEATH AWAITS YOU ALL! With nasty, big pointy teeth . . .

first thing that came to mind!

September 8, 2008 2:06 PM  
Blogger Icarus said...

Yet more photographic evidence why it is Pat rules all. Let's just be glad that there was not a pink merkin to go along with it.

September 8, 2008 2:48 PM  
Anonymous Josie said...

I love that you can laugh at yourself Pat. It just makes life more fun.

September 8, 2008 3:56 PM  
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September 8, 2008 7:05 PM  
Blogger julz said...

YES! Catgirls FTW. Good gift choice.

hmmm... my word verification asked me to enter "mdqyhkz." That's not a word. What constitutes a "word?" Does it have to mean something? ::sigh:: Stupid philosophy degree...

September 8, 2008 7:06 PM  
OpenID shadowwhys said...

Okay, I'm curious... What is the strangest thing you ever dressed up as for Hallowe'en??

It's got to be stranger than this... right?

September 8, 2008 7:47 PM  
Anonymous Jana said...

one of my favorites was:
"Not quite understanding the finer points of cosplay, Patrick begins a very long day at Dragoncon."
i laughed for like ten minutes.

my own contribution was:
Gimli: "It's true you don't see many dwarf women, and in fact, they're so alike in voice and appearance, that they're often mistaken for dwarf men!"
Aragorn: "It's the beards."

September 8, 2008 9:44 PM  
Blogger Cuppa Jo said...

Phew...from the out of focus shot on this site, I thought you were wearing a fuzzy pink bikini top as part of the ensemble. Thank you for the link to the clearer picture on the other site - now I am just whelmed instead of overwhelmed with laughter.

September 9, 2008 7:46 AM  
Blogger ripshin said...

Sigh...I too went with the familiar Gimli reference...

Forget Pat, though, I want to know what that guy behind him thinks he's going to run into during the convention. It looks like he's wearing bandoliers, holsters...I think I can make out a canteen. I mean come on, apparently the biggest threat he'll run into is a fuzzy pink dwarf-kitty-man-thing!

September 9, 2008 8:51 AM  
Anonymous Kip, observant? said...

are you talking about the guy with the LAPTOP BAG slung over his shoulder? no I don't see any bandoliers

September 9, 2008 11:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Grrrr someone's allready used Blessed for the caption contest.

September 9, 2008 12:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait I've got one.
"Are you sure you want to know what I'm wearing under the kilt?"

September 9, 2008 1:01 PM  
Blogger ripshin said...

Kip - you have to go to Buckell's site to see him, and...cough cough...I may have exaggerated just slightly. But he does appear to be wearing some extra gear of some sort.


September 9, 2008 3:30 PM  
Blogger marky said...

I won a runners up prize! There were so many more funny captions than mine, so I was very surprised.

Thanks for dressing like a loony, thus helping me to win a book.

Happy minion Marky, over and out.

September 10, 2008 3:37 AM  
Anonymous Bard: Minstrel of the Medieval Band of Moo said...

a little late, as usual, i went ahead and posted one, even though the contest itself was over...

and here it goes.

127. Bard: Minstrel of the Medieval Band of Moo on Sep 25th, 2008 at 5:27 am

Cheshire Pat: If I were looking for a white rabbit, I’d ask the Mad Hatter.
Tobias: What the hell, Pat?
Cheshire Pat: Or, you could ask the March Hare, in that direction.
Tobias: I’ll sign any book you want, as long as you leave… You’re scaring the fans away…
Cheshire Pat: Of course, he’s mad, too.
Tobias: Seriously…
Cheshire Pat: Oh, you can’t help that. Most everyone’s mad here.
[Laughs maniacally; starts to disappear as he takes the signed book.]
Cheshire Pat: You may have noticed that I’m not all there myself.
John: Who’d have guessed it? [Stifles laughter.]

September 25, 2008 4:33 AM  

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