It's 4:30 AM here in Paris. Sarah has been asleep for hours. And I'm exhausted from a long day of fighting the urge to try catching a pigeon with my bare hands.
I'm fairly certain I could do this. What I don't understand is *why* I want to do this. I know I shouldn't for good reasons: ethical and social, not to mention my own health and safety. Nevertheless, this is a growing desire in me, and it takes more energy to fight the impulse every day. I don't know how much longer I can resist...
I said I'd post up a picture of the Amsterdam reading - So here you are:
We had a great turnout, and they were a great audience. Thanks for coming everyone.
Oh my god. Sarah just oinked in her sleep. It was like a tiny little snore that she closed her mouth in the middle of. It sounded just like a tiny little piggie, "oink." It was the cutest thing.
Okay, she can't know that I told you about it. It will be our little secret.
I've already mentioned my London signing. That's at Forbidden Planet and everyone is welcome to come.
There will also be a reading afterwards, unfortunately, it will only have about 50 seats available. It will be on Thursday May 21st at 7:30 PM right after the signing at Forbidden Planet.
Since there probably won't be enough seats for everyone interested, there's going to be a drawing to see who gets to come. If you'd like to be one of the chosen few, send the answer to this question to the address listed below:
"Kvothe is the main character in the fabulous The Name of the Wind, but what is his name when we first meet him?"Now, do I have to state the obvious here? You should only send in the answer if you're interested AND AVAILABLE TO ATTEND THE LONDON READING. This means if you work on Thursday night, don't e-mail my UK publisher with the answer. Because then they might draw your name and it might screw someone else out of the chance to go to the reading. Similarly, if you're in jail, don't e-mail my UK publisher with the answer. If you live somewhere like, say, Montana, don't e-mail my UK publisher with the answer.
The last one doesn't have anything to do with you being too far away to go to the reading. I just don't like folks from Montana.
Okay. We clear on the basic principles here? Don't you embarrass me in front of my British publisher. I swear I will pull this blog right over....
You can mail them at: gollancz.feedback [squiggly at sign thinger] orionbooks.co.uk.
Lastly, thanks to the kindness of several fans who have offered to drive my worthless right-side-of-the-road American ass around, I WILL be doing the signing in Taunton on the 26th. I don't have all the details yet, such as address, exact start time, etc. But I'm figuring it will be in the evening.
Just giving y'all as much advance warning as possible, and I'll post the specifics as soon as they become available.