So. A while back I mentioned I was going to be giving people the opportunity to get their name into book two.
Since then I've been putting a lot of thought into how I was going to accomplish this.
I considered an auction. I've seen that done a couple different ways by a couple different authors. It would be fairly simple, and it would be a good way to raise money for the upcoming Heifer fundraiser…. (Which is going to be even more awesome this year, by the way.)
However, something about the thought of an auction rubbed me the wrong way. It would be relatively easy to handle, and I'm all about raising money for Heifer. But still, it seemed odd for me to set up a system where the person with the most money automatically wins. That irks my egalitarian nature.
Plus, I had WAY too many imagined conversations along these lines:
Me: [on the phone] Congratulations! You won the auction!That's how all these conversations end in my mind. With the auction winner feeling that because they've shelled out a bunch of money, they have the right to stick whatever they want in my book.
Winner: Yay! I want to put my D&D character's name into the book!
Me: What's his name?
Winner: Studd Beefcake.
Winner: He's awesome. He's a dual class fighter/ranger. That means so long as he's only wearing leather armor…
Me: I don't think the name Studd Beefcake will fit smoothly into the world I've created.
Winner: How about my other character? Grignir Theqjirn'ateth.
Me: I beg your pardon? I think there was some static on the line…
Winner: Grignir Theqjirn'ateth. He's a dwarven monk.
Me: Do you…
Winner: Stunning Fist!
Me: Yes. Stunning Fist. Do you have any ideas for names that aren't your D&D characters?
Winner: Well… We could use my little boy's name…
Me: That sounds great. What is it?
Me: I think there are copyright issues involved…
Winner: Drizzt Do'Urden RULES! Wooo!
Me: I don't think we can use Drizzt, either.
Winner: [Angrily] Why do you keep shooting down my awesome ideas? I paid, like, 4,000 dollars for this!
But that's just not going to be the case. What will happen is you'll win a chance to propose a name for book two. If the name you're proposing sounds great to me, then huzzah. If not, the two of us will talk it over.
For example, maybe you want to get your girlfriend's name into the book because you're hoping it will get you that threeway you've always wanted. But her name is "Veronica" and that doesn't quite feel right for my world.
So we start talking it over. Maybe we can use her middle name instead. Maybe we use her nickname and I tweak the character's description a little bit so that it more closely resembles her. (Though I'll probably do this a little bit anyway.)
Maybe I put a little twist on the name. "Veronia" would be fine for the book.
Or maybe you decide you'd rather use your own name after all. And it turns out I'm fine with that because your name is Ferrel and that's exactly the sort of name that would fit on a Vintish Courtier, and I happen to be tweaking that section right now…
What I'm getting at here is that we'll negotiate until we're both happy with the addition to the book.
Anyway, the point is that I'll be running this like a lottery. That way we can raise money for Heifer, AND everyone has a chance to win.
In fact, everyone will have *several* chances to win.
In fact, even people that can't afford to buy their way in will have a chance to win.
Interested? Of course you are.
Tune in on Monday for the details.